There’s a stray puppy running around our neighborhood. Some friends texted us to be on the lookout for the pup. Sam wants to rescue that lost puppy…..he’s qualified, you know, since he was a rescue dog himself. If any dog can do it, he can.
So Sam decided to get some ideas from the presidential candidates on how to rescue that puppy.
At first, he thought about building a wall, but decided that wouldn’t work….
He wondered about giving all dogs free obedience classes…but, that didn’t seem like a good way to find the puppy, plus who would pay for all those classes?
Sam knew he’d never sent emails from a private server, so it wasn’t his fault that the puppy ran away and no one could prove it!
He would like to balance the budget although he isn’t sure what that means or how to do it.
Maybe he could patrol cat neighborhoods looking for….well, he wasn’t sure what he would look for besides that lost puppy.
Sam hopes someone rescues the puppy soon, because none of the candidates’ ideas seem to be working.
He also hopes the humans can figure out what to do about the presidential election soon because Sam’s heard politics can be a dog eat dog world….and that makes him very nervous.